Strategically naming children

Do you think if you give your baby a certain name, they'll have a better chance to have the career you want them to have?

If you would like your son to become a barrel maker when he grows up, you might name him Cooper. If you want him to be a top university administrator, you can name him Dean. And if you would like him to knock over banks, you could name him Rob.

I'm pretty sure the parents of this woman wanted her to be a lawyer. Good job!