I done wet my britches

Why do we love to hate this guy?

Gee, I dunno, because he so richly deserves it?

I ain't no fan of his soon-to-be ex-wife, but it's nice to see someone had the brains to write her up a solid pre-nup.

But I'm sure he'll land on his feet. He's sold, um, well, a couple of albums.

Indulgent video post

My boyee Neil trying out the jazz thing a couple of years ago. Schweet!

Ow. Ow. Ow! Ow! -- That one really hurt! Ow!

Dude, walk around!

Filet-O-Fish

Apparently loved by detainees at Guantanamo Bay.

Is it wrong to laugh at this headline?

Probably, but I laughed my arse off anyway.